So it's January in Boston which would normally mean it's cold as shit and snow covers the ground, but because Mother Nature hates us it was 68 degrees on Saturday and today it's raining....................and when it's raining, you know what that means - umbrellas and because we are American and need to Super Size everything - we have Huge Umbrellas.
I have to admit that I'm not a big fan of umbrellas to begin with. It's only rain people, it won't hurt you. Although, I don't really have any hair so that might play into it as well. Plus, I will say that the small travel umbrellas do come in handy now and then. My gripe is with these fucking huge umbrellas that everyone seems to have now.
My question is why?
- Why must you use an umbrella that could fit an entire family under it?
- Why do you wield said umbrella with no concern for those around you?
- Do you realize that just because you have an umbrella and aren't looking where you are going - does NOT mean that I should move out of the way for you - stop being lazy and open your eyes.
Now I have no issues with you protecting your Soul Glo, Perm, Mousse Spikes, Frosted Tips, Dread Locks, Flock of Seagulls, Brokaw Wedge or whatever else you call the salad on your head from the rain. My problem is when you have an umbrella the size of a small planet that you then use without concern for other people.
So for those in Greater Boston if you aren't looking where you are going and walk right into a tall guy in a scally cap, it's me and I'm not sorry - you should look where you are going.