Cooking for Brevitt

Imagez Battlez: Round 15

After a loooooooong break, I'm bringing the Battlez back kidz......watch out now! In honor of the craptastic movie disaster that is Transformers, Brevitt is proud to announce the Humans Dressed as Cartoon Characters Battle!

That's right everybody, now and then people get a little crazy in the head and decide it's a great idea to dress up as one of their favorite cartoon characters. Maybe it's anime, hmmm could be Batman or maybe even a Ninja Turtle...............or you could do what these folks thought was a great idea.

1. Pokemon Guy: He is big, he is yellow and he is REALLY HAPPY!
2. Transformer Pals: Nothing says 'bring the ladies over' like homemade Transformers costumes!

So go vote - quick before I forget to run another Battle!

Imagez Battlez: Round 14

After a month-long hibernation, the Image Battlez are back my little ones!

When last we visited this much beloved competition we had crazy old guys with even crazier facial hair duking it out for the grand championship. Seeing that it's been so long, remember to take a look at all of the past battlez to see who has won. Let's get right to the business at hand - it's Round 14!

This week I'm bringing back the animated Gif Battle which Batman helped me introduce a few months back. For this battle, the images aren't related, but both are still pretty funny.

1. Just Do It: Ahh....a great line from an otherwise crappy movie, plus Stiller gets bonus points for the sideburns
2. Leela Robot Dance: This show ended way too early, but there are still some great clips  out there like this one

Now come back and vote often everyone - I don't believe in that one vote per person rule!

Image Battlez: Round 13

It's the day before Friday the 13th so it's fitting that we just hit Battle 13 this week. No cats, no comic book characters, no food, no Rap Cat - this week is pretty special, but first let's take a look at last week's results.

Last week saw a special edition from kT focused on food products designed to look like people. With a little research and some magic, I had to settle on an epic Hot Dog battle. Luckily the Sauna Dogs swept the Battle as the Couple Dogs failed to register a vote.

This week, Brevitt is proud to present straight from Germany, the International Mustache Championship Image Battle!

1. Octopus Face Guy: Ummm......ahhhhh....ya, there you go - it's a mustache that looks like a sea creature.
2. Cliff Stache Man: Introducing the happiest man in Germany and his truly bizarre facial hair.

Now go get your 'stache on and vote kidz!

Image Battlez: Round 12

Oh 12.....that's the magic number! I think....or maybe not, but today....today - 12 IS the magic number folks because another week and another Battle is ready. This week is a special food edition from the mind of kT who longs to live in Texas where the men are men and the bulls have their balls tied up (seriously, can they stop doing this - it hurts me just thinking about it!).

Before we move onto this week's epic struggle, the votes are in and looks like Splenda 300 took the victory last week. Just remember kids that only you and 300 half-naked dudes can save us from the evil Xerses...well, that and some Splenda.

This week is Image Battlez: Anthropomorphic Stylee!

1. Hot Dog Sauna: Yes, that really does look awkward doesn't it?
2. Couple Dogs: Look at those two conquer the universe!

Go for it kidz - vote and don't be afraid of the Hot Dogs!

Image Battlez: Round 11

Holy shit - we are at Round 11 already, even with a few missed weeks due to my ultimate lameness. Who won last Round - damnit, I can't even remember who was in the last round....let's see: looks like the Pokemon Neon won a narrow victory of the Pokemon Beetle. Have to say I'm pretty happy with that victory as it doesn't get much cooler than rocking out with your pimped out Neon cruising the streets yo!

Due to success that is 300, Brevitt is proud to present the 300 Image Battlez!

1. Borat Invades Sparta: He is hiding in the background, but check out Borat rocking the lime green in ancient Greece!
2. King Smartcar: This is what happens when you make a car that is way too small for anyone to fit into.
3. Bitter Sugar: Everyone loves sugar, but can we say the same about artificial sweeteners?

SPPPPPPPAAARRRRRRRTTAAAAAAA!

Image Battlez: Round 10

Oh man......we've finally hit Round 10! There was a bye last week because I was at GDC, but the Battlez have returned!

The last round was a special GIF edition which saw Batman fighting a crazy shark come out on top. I was actually pretty partial to the Bomb Run, but hey.....the public spoke up and the Shark won out! This week Brevitt is proud to announce the: My Pokemons Battle.

1. Pokemon Dodge Neon: This is from an eBay auction for a Neon that has been completely covered in Pokemon cards - for reasons I'll never know.
2. Pokemon VW Beetle: Boston, this is a promotional vehicle promoting Pokemon. There is no need to blow this car up.

My Pokemons - Let me show you them.

Image Battlez: Round 9

Nine it is - one more until we have a Top Ten and the Battle Image Royale Season 1 can begin.....oh man!

Last week saw the return of crazy meme cats and the clear winner was Chikin Cat taking Crime Fighting Cat to the cleaners! This week we are going to step out from standard jpegs and offer up some crazy animated gifs and seeing that it's the first of March, let's make this a Batman themed Gif Battle!

1. Batman vs Bomb: Can he make it to the end of the street before it blows up? Run faster.........
2. Batman vs Shark: Look at him beat that shark and climb the rope at the same time!

 

Vote now before Robin shows up can causes some problems.

Image Battlez: Round 8

After one-week off and a low attended Round 7 Battle.................the meme cats are back! Yes they are getting a little too popular and versions are appearing everywhere, but some of them are still pretty funny.

So as I continue to battle this cold and search for new places to take pictures for The Daily Snap - Brevitt brings you Round 8: Costume Cat edition.

1. Chikin Cat: What do you think animals are saying to themselves when owners do this to them?
2. Crime Fighter Cat: Watch out - with those boots, it will track you down!

You better vote now or these two will tag team your ass!

Image Battlez: Round 7

So not a big shock who won last week - the battle might have even been rigged, but Charlie Brown Bringing Sexy Back was the clear winner. For this week, Brevitt is bringing you a very special edition - thats right kids!

Thanks to the close call last week where Boston was almost overun by an intergalactic force of unknown power, I give you the Mooninite Image Battle.....now with one more pic to choose from!

1. OG Monninite - ahhh, just like we've always known him.
2. Mooninite Person of the Year - Time decided to take back it's lame choice of 'You' for 2006 and given it to the Mooninites instead!
3. Mooninites in Ur Cities - look out, they are everywhere....call in the bomb squadz.

Remember to vote now kids, our lines are open 24-hours a day.

In case you have been inside the inner core of the moon - check out what Urban Dictionary has to say about the Mooninites.

Image Battlez: Round 6

It might be February class, but Image Battlez is still rockin the votes here at Cooking for Brevitt. Last week we saw two crazy cats battle it out, with Invisible Bike sweeping the votes 3-0. Although the sandwich version was pretty good, you just can't compete with a cat riding an invisible bicycle.

This week's battle has a musical flare to it, but with a twist of course. So, without further ado, here are the contenders for Round 5.....

1. Emo Lawn - this is a tee found somewhere that just cracks me up. Poor emo kids, so emotional and fragile.
2. Sexy Back - shit, I have a feeling this one will win because when you combine Snoopy, Charlie Brown and JT.....you just can't lose.

Remember now Snoopy might be old, but Emo kids are fragile - so be nice.