Cooking for Brevitt

Weekly Weird - O Rly John?

Oh how I love me some Scientologists!

If it's not Tom Cruise trying to cure the world of our addiction to psychiatry or Posh Beckman forgetting how to eat food, we have John Travolta himself stepping up to the plate to confirm that all Scientologists are insane.

In case you missed it, the wigged one has stated that 'if Anna Nicole Smith had followed the teachings of Scientology she’d be alive today.' Apparently his teachings allow him to see alternate versions of reality where anything is possible. He goes onto say that the controversial Narconon treatment centers "could have helped her".

If only he had the power to see into the future maybe they could have saved her. Maybe his Thetan levels aren't high enough yet.

As a reminder - this is what they believe:

Weekly Weird: He's Michael Bay

Presenting some guy who really really REALLY likes Michael Bay movies....and The Transformers apparently.

Watch and enjoy kids.

Weekly Weird - Chicken Fried Bacon

I've been a little bit lazy with this category, but wanted to try and bring this back up on a weekly basis.

Anyway - check this video from Texas out....no wonder we have health issues. People are ordering two plates of these and nothing else for dinner??!?

Weekly Weird - Box Region

Apparently the bits are also know as the box in the UK - either that or I have no idea what this story is about.

Take one part entreprenuer, one part box protector, throw in a professional cricket player and finish with a gash to the face and what do you get?

Metro UK's 'One in the Eye for the Super Box' - that's what.

Thanks to Fark for the story post.