Oh how I love me some Scientologists!
If it's not Tom Cruise trying to cure the world of our addiction to psychiatry or Posh Beckman forgetting how to eat food, we have John Travolta himself stepping up to the plate to confirm that all Scientologists are insane.
In case you missed it, the wigged one has stated that 'if Anna Nicole Smith had followed the teachings of Scientology she’d be alive today.' Apparently his teachings allow him to see alternate versions of reality where anything is possible. He goes onto say that the controversial Narconon treatment centers "could have helped her".
If only he had the power to see into the future maybe they could have saved her. Maybe his Thetan levels aren't high enough yet.
As a reminder - this is what they believe: